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Highlights from 2014 – 1st Quarter

2014-04-10 by . 0 comments

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Richard (the vampire slayer) suggested this question and his subsequent answer:

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Admittedly I might be a little biased because I got a lot of votes for my answer to it as well, but it’s something I think a lot of people who read the books wouldn’t have necessarily been clear on, and not just limited to those whose first language isn’t English.

It was kind of a Lord of the Rings quarter for the site, stats wise.

The question with the highest up-vote (by a huge margin) was Would the One Ring even work for anyone but Sauron? asked by Alexander Winn. Not surprisingly, this question also had the most views.

The second most viewed question was Why did Sméagol become addicted to the ring, when Bilbo did not? asked by User21319.

The answer with the most up-votes was for the question Do Lord of the Rings or The Silmarillion pass the Bechdel test? was answered by Jimmy Shelter. The second most up-voted answer was from the most up-voted question, and the third most up-voted answer was from the second most viewed question.

The 100 – Pilot Episode

2014-03-20 by . 4 comments

The 100 is a new CW television network series set in a post-apocalyptic(as if there was any other kind) future.

Set 97 years after a nuclear war has destroyed civilization, when a spaceship housing humanity’s lone survivors sends 100 juvenile delinquents back to Earth in hopes of possibly re-populating the planet. (imdb)  
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Kids on the ground

Human apparently survived the nuclear fallout by combining all their space stations into one large one. Because of limited resources extreme population control is enforced. Any crime, no matter how small, results in the criminal being ejected into the vacuum of space. If you commit a crime before you are eighteen, you aren’t killed, but are locked up until you come of age. But even in this totalitarian society, resources are becoming scarce, and the station only has a few viable months left.

Faced with the destruction of the human race, the leaders decide to send 100 juvenile convicts to Earth on a song and a prayer that they will find 97+ year old resources that will save them all. Fortunately a few of the convicts are the children of the leaders, and so appear to have inherited both leadership skills and education. Unfortunately, the other 95 odd teenagers sent down have only read Lord of the Flies and believe that society is a model of success. Up above in the space station, the adults try to monitor the kids’ progress and fight their own political battles.

A few things I noticed about the space station.

  • It has rotating sections for producing artificial gravity.
  • It apparently has the resources to produce new clothing (including leather jackets).
  • It has the resources to build a landing ship capable of holding 100 passengers and with fuel and parachutes to land.
  • It has enough fuel to stay in orbit.

Granted only the pilot episode has aired, but for a station that is running out of resources, it sure seems to have a lot.

No one seems to know much about Earth. I don’t know if this means all the weather and down-looking satellites are gone, or were scrapped for the space station, or what, but they are really going in blind. The primary kid leader takes a small team to look for resources, and makes a comment about there being no animals. Two seconds later they come upon a large buck, only to then see that all isn’t quite right on this nuclear Earth. When night falls some of the foliage glows, which would be a warning sign for any child of the atomic age (or probably a society after a massive nuclear war) but these kids don’t seem to care. In the evening it also starts to rain. The adults monitoring on the station are awestruck at this news. That seems odd to me, since there are orbiting the Earth. Try looking down now and then, people.

Unfortunately I feel like this show is really just a version of LOST set in the future. I became frustrated with the show LOST after 5-6 episodes because the characters weren’t intelligent enough to realize that working together was going to be a lot better than not. This appears to be how things are going to be starting for The 100. Already in the pilot episode we see the 100 breaking into cliques, and the Lord of the Flies taking over. I’m not going to put a nail in the coffin on a single episode, but already I’m leery about what course this series might be taking.

 

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Movies With Time-Traveling Robots

2014-03-05 by . 4 comments

Have you ever been in the middle of asking a question but your love of time traveling robots distracts you? So your question starts off with something like “How many times on Red Dwarf does the spaceship break down?” but ends up with “While I’m on that subject, if you could you please provide a list of all movies that deal with robots traveling through time I would be very appreciative.” It can happen to anyone, but it specifically happens to one person.

Here we present a comprehensive list of movies that involve time-traveling robots. What is the criteria? The robot / cyborg / android / super intelligent A.I. must travel through time, not just be a character in a movie where other things (meatbags) travel through time.

Terminator

A cyborg from the future comes to the past to try and woo its one true love, Sarah Connor. Unfortunately some meatbag named Kyle Reese swoops in and impregnates her when she is most vunerable. The cyborg’s heart is both figuratively and literally crushed by a hydraulic press because of this betrayal.

Terminator 2 : Judgment Day

This time two robots come from the future, both seeking the affections of one woman, the same Sarah Connor. The heart broken cyborg from the first movie tries to reconcile their differences and become the father young John Connor never had, while the other robot takes a much more aggressive stance. Both robots perish as their love burns hot enough to melt steel, which was deadly to their cold mechanical hearts.

Terminator 3 : Rise of the Machines

Our love struck cyborg is back again. Sarah Connor is long dead, but the cyborg feels it is important that now adult John Connor receive his inheritance. In this case it ends up being a coffin full of guns. Another cyborg comes back hoping to win John Connor’s heart, but much like the first movie, is thwarted by a meatbag who takes advantage of the situation when both her and John are trapped alone together in a nuclear bunker.

Lost in Space

A robot tries to save the humans from their own stupidity, constantly warning them of dangers to which they turn a deaf ear. Eventually this robot gives up and lets the humans crash land on a planet and die.

Star Trek: First Contact

Android Commander Data has been in the same job on the same ship for 9 years, but with his positronic brain, it might as well be forever. His programming wants him to become more human, which sounds pretty racist in a universe with hundreds of varied sentient species. Deciding to take matters into his own hands, he travels to the past, joins a radical anti-free thinking group, and tries to destroy the race he always tried to emulate.

Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey

Bill and Ted travel through heaven, hell, and time in order to build very poor robot versions of themselves to fight very evil robot versions of themselves. It is kind of like a bodacious exodus.

Flight of the Navigator

A robot space ship is just trying to do its job, when a routine stop causes a traffic accident with some electrical lines and lose its navigation charts. Conveniently the child who was being dropped off has all the necessary charts in his head, Jonny Mnemonic style. Follow that with an hour of evading the government shenanigans, and a trip back to 1978, and you’ve got yourself a time traveling robot.

Bender’s Big Score

Bender is just a robot trying to make ends meet. So when he travels to the past over and over again to steal Earth’s historic treasures, what could go wrong? Apparently everything. Paradoxes ensue.

Cyborg 2087

Cyborg travels to the past to try and fix dystopian future. This is almost more detail than is provided on the Wikipedia page.

Meet the Robinsons

Like most good robot time-traveling stories this one is a tragic love story. Hatty the Bowler Hat just wanted to be appreciated by its maker. When that doesn’t work, it travels to the past to make sure everyone will always love bowler hats. There may also be a couple of kids in this movie.

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Hermes the Android and his lookalike human companion Tom travel to King Arthur’s court to stop Merlin, who apparently is a bad guy now. Hermes has the advantage here, because he is the only one who doesn’t fear death and is a robot.

A.P.E.X.

Attack Robots are sent back in time to work a union job, destroying a virus that causes a paradox and ruins the future. Unfortunately yet another human is on duty to get in the way and steal all the credit. Meatbag extraordinaire Sinclair decides to do things “his way” and fix the future behind the killer robot’s backs. The nerve of some people.

Future War

A movie about love, hate, beauty, tragedy, and ultimately redemption, Future War (set in the present day) sees the caring Cyborg Master travel to the past to find his lost puppy of a slave “Runaway”. Unfortunately Cyborg Master suffers a fate worse than death, which is appearing in this movie, and then finally is given sweet release when his slave kills him, setting him free from the agony of this picture.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

They call Marvin “the paranoid android,” behind his back, because kids can be so cruel. Is it paranoid to have hyper suspicion, anxiety, and fear? Marvin probably wouldn’t be so depressed if he didn’t have to aimlessly wander the galaxy with people approximately 50,000 times stupider than himself. After meandering around for 100 minutes or so with these half wits, he needs a break, and decides to travel to the end of time and matter and dine at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

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Highlights from 2013 – 4th Quarter

2014-01-14 by . 0 comments

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DVK had some interesting things to share.

He liked both the question and answer to Was the Cantina music deliberately off-tune or just an artifact of cheap production? asked by user17807.

The question How did Jabba become such a powerful crime lord? asked by Beofett.

He also liked the question and answer of Why do the lightsaber moves of Luke Skywalker look so uncoordinated and crude compared to the prequels? asked by vadr

For under appreciated answers he lists Who or what was Tom Bombadil? and Why are there humans in the Star Wars Universe?. These answers came years after the original questions were asked, but merit reading.

Donald McLean suggested Borg Naming Conventions asked by thea-kronborg, in an exploration of how borg pets get their names.

Interesting Stats:

The most up-voted question with the highest voted answer goes to Was the Cantina music deliberately off-tune or just an artifact of cheap production?

The second highest voted question was Why did the Dwarves build Erebor with wide hallways big enough for dragons to fit in? asked by Truffant.

The most viewed question (with a whopping 41367 views at the time of this writing) was Questions on ending of Thor: The Dark World, which is actually two questions rolled into one question asked by Anon.

 

TV Shows with a Supernatural Theme

2013-12-27 by . 0 comments

It seems like it is a good time for fans of the supernatural. There are plenty of current TV offerings. Here is what some of the regulars of SciFi.SE Chat room have to say about them, presented in no particular order.

Supernatural - Two brothers follow their father’s footsteps as “hunters” fighting evil supernatural beings of many kinds including monsters, demons, and gods that roam the earth.

Keen – Two brothers traveling the US, fighting monsters. Essentially a weekly horror TV series, with a monster of the week. Layered on top is a season-long arc, which is referenced almost weekly, with arc-centric episodes every 3-4 episodes.

Grimm - A homicide detective discovers he is a descendant of hunters who fight supernatural forces.

BESW – I like it. It’s cleverly self-mocking without being self-indulgent, its premise is similar to many other shows and books on the market but they’ve managed to freshen it up, the characters are interesting, and even when there’s a bad episode Monroe makes it worth my time.

True Blood - Telepathic waitress Sookie Stackhouse encounters a strange new supernatural world when she meets the mysterious Bill, a southern Louisiana gentleman and vampire.

Keen - Trashy vampire romance novels turned into a supernatural soap opera. A guilty pleasure.
Jack B. Nimble - I saw a comment for True Blood that says it is a show about sex which just happens to have vampires.

Once Upon A Time - A woman with a troubled past is drawn to a New England town where fairy tales are to be believed.

Jack B. Nimble – A lot of twists on the classic fairy tales. Who would have thought everyone was so connected? Originally StoryBrook felt like a very small town. As the story (and fairy tales) progress the population seems to be growing exponentially.
Keen – This one is harder to describe at a high level. It has a weird premise and structure. I’d say it’s a fantasy series that mashes up Disney films with some public domain fairy tales and stories, then dumps the lot of them into the real world.

Once Upon a Time in Wonderland - In Victorian England, the young and beautiful Alice tells a tale of a strange new land that exists on the other side of a rabbit hole.

Izkata - Skip out on the tie to Once Upon a Time, since there’s no overlap (yet).

Warehouse 13 - After saving the life of the President in Washington D.C., a pair of U.S Secret Service agents are whisked away to a covert location in South Dakota that houses supernatural objects that the Regents, an Authority above and outside any government, have collected over the centuries. Their new assignment: retrieve any lost objects and investigate reports of new ones.

BESW – Seems to be back on track after some time exploring various styles and themes that weren’t working for it. The reveal that one of the characters has a real-life terminal disease seemed a bit over-dramatic but it’s being handled well.
Donald McLean - I’ve been watching Warehouse 13 since the beginning and I like it quite a lot.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D - The missions of the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.

 Jack B Nimble – It would be hilarious to find out that Tahiti is a sponsor of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

 Sleepy Hollow - Ichabod Crane is resurrected and pulled two and a half centuries through time to unravel a mystery that dates all the way back to the founding fathers.

Keen - A cop/fantasy procedural with monsters of the week. The show’s fast pace and clever writing keeps it entertaining as it piles insanity upon insanity. Highly recommended.

Haven - A shrewd FBI agent with a lost past who arrives in the small town of Haven, Maine, to solve the murder of a local ex-con only to discover that the curious enclave is a longtime refuge for people with supernatural powers that holds a lot of secrets, including to her own past.

BESW - Haven has always been interesting to me (surprising since I don’t like Stephen King) but for a couple seasons that was mostly because I was fascinated by how much they could promise to reveal and then backtrack on at the last minute. However, they’ve started answering so many solid series-long questions that I’m wondering if they’re powering up for a series-ending finale. I’m somewhat concerned they’ll get renewed anyway and have to invent new plots to keep going.

There are other shows on TV dealing with the supernatural, but these are the ones that members of the SciFi.SE community chose to comment on.

  • All show descriptions were pulled from the plot summary listed on their respective IMDB pages –  http://imdb.com.

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Review – Frozen

2013-12-03 by . 0 comments

Frozen is a page from the Disney of yesteryear. While I’m consciously aware that there are songs in Tangled, I don’t feel like it was a musical in the classical Disney sense. Frozen reminds me of the great animated musicals such as The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, and The Lion King. When I walked out of the theater the people (both children and adults) around me were still singing the song “Let it go.”

The movie revolves around two sister princesses. The older one is born with a power to create snow and ice, though is unable to control it. Her powers are subsequently kept a secret to everyone, even her sister. The other sister is born with the capacity to be optimistic in all circumstances. When things turn bad for the older sister, it is the younger sister who sets out to try and repair the damage.

The Sister Princesses

The Sister Princesses

Along the way they pick up a few more characters. An ice miner, a prince, and a snowman. I usually hate comic relief characters, but Olaf the Snowman is delightfully funny and his usage is clever. His naivete and the fact that he is a snowman make for a lot of great comical moments. There is also another snowman, who is quite different. I was watching the movie with a couple of 3-year-old nieces and at one point she became very frightened by the other snowman. People with smaller children should probably wait to see it at home (this is actually true of anyone who thinks it is a good idea to take little children to the theater).

Olaf finds a flower.

Olaf finds a flower.

Frozen has a lot of things going for it, good characters, songs, jokes, animation, and fun. Maybe it is the start of another run of great Disney films.

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Review – Thor: The Dark World

2013-11-21 by . 0 comments

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Thor: The Dark World is decent film. In this movie an ancient enemy called the Dark Elves is attempting to revert the universe back to a time when there was no light. Apparently the ideal time to do this is every 5000 years when the 9 realms are in alignment. The last time this happened, a great war was fought and the Dark Elves were annihilated. This makes me wonder if there was a war every 5000 years with the Dark Elves after light began or if the universe is less than 10,000 years old, making the first war the only war.

The subtitle the Dark World refers to the world of the Dark Elves, which has subsequently fallen into ruin. As an inhabitable planet it is pretty forgotten. Why haven’t the Asgardians (or other realms / races) moved to colonize the now abandoned Dark Planet? It should be noted that the Dark Planet is dark in name only. There appears to adequate light available.

The Dark Elves had a secret weapon (the Aether) they hoped to use during the convergence, but that weapon was captured by the Asgardians and locked away. As it happens, the convergence is happening again. This becomes the major plot point of the movie, as Jane Foster comes in contact with the weapon, which kind of/sort of possesses her. There are also dark forces trying to acquire the weapon in time to use it during the convergence.

Thus we see Jane Foster brought to Asgard in an effort to cure her of the Aether. There is the obvious question of the rational of Thor being in love with Jane Foster. She is from another world and will not live the standard 5,000 years of an Asgardian. There is also the obvious looks from Sif, who is probably the logical choice for Thor. But really, unless Jane were somehow given the same lifespan as Thor, Sif just has to bid her time before she can marry the heir apparent to Asgard. At most it is going to be 60-70 years. What is that amount of time considering the lifespan of Asgardians? Also Sif has been around for a long time, apparently not making her move, she can hardly blame Jane for that. The dark forces subsequently come to Asgard to acquire the Aether, and there is much conflict. Thor is eventually forced to seek the help of Loki, his imprisoned brother.

Before the movie came out I asked my wife if she was interested in seeing it. She said “I don’t know, from the trailer it isn’t clear to me that Thor will take off his shirt.” I said “is that all Thor is to you, just something to ogle?” she replied “that is all Thor is to anybody.” For the female audience that loves Thor for his muscles and not his origin story, I will say that what you seek is in the second movie, if only briefly.

I felt the movie was a worthy sequel to original movie. It was certainly better than Iron-Man 2. At least these characters get sequels, the same cannot be said for poor Hulk, who doesn’t even have his own movie yet (with the current actor).

For all the questions I raised in this review, there are only 7 tagged as thor-the-dark-world on the Scifi.SE site at the time of writing. Over half of them are related to the end credits scenes.

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Guide to either loving or hating Ender’s Game (film)

2013-11-08 by . 3 comments

Warning, potential spoilers ahead (for those who didn’t read the book).

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The internet is extremely polarized, maybe it is because of all the 1′s and 0′s, but there is only enough room on it for love or hate. If you walk out of Ender’s Game unsure which extreme position to take, here are some things that might help you.

Something to love: After 28 years of screwing around, they finally made it into a film Something to hate: The beloved children’s book The Hobbit gets 3 – 3 hour movies while we get a 2 hour film that could have easily been 2.5 hours and refined a few points

Something to hate: ”The enemy’s gate is down” is now Bean’s idea Something to love: Bean still says it as the end of the movie to try and relax everyone

Something to love: The Battle Room is pretty cool and larger than you imagined Something to hate: The Battle Room now has an incredibly distracting view of the Earth

Something to hate: All of the kids appear to be the exact same age and Bonzo is inexplicably a foot shorter than everyone else Something to love: Almost all of the important characters are represented

Something to love: Rather than just shooting light, the guns now shoot balls of energy Something to hate: The Battle Room is reduced to paintball in zero gravity

Something to hate: Ender’s fight with Bonzo is short and ends more in an accident than intent to win Something to love: Ender still drinks the blood of his fallen enemies

Something to love: Many of the special effects look amazing Something to hate: The mind game looks like an modern day video game

Something to hate: The film portrays Ender as having been in only one army and only one battle before being promoted to commander Something to love: We don’t have to see Ender cry himself to sleep every night because no one loves him

Something to love: Peter and Valentine take a major back page to the story Something to hate: If Peter and Valentine were your favorite parts of the book, then you hated the book as well

Something to hate: The Formics are never called Buggers Something to love: Ender still gets to destroy that filthy Bugger race

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Highlights from 2013 – 3rd Quarter

2013-10-08 by . 0 comments

Meta Suggested:

Beofett liked Did the Ring Bearers or Gimli die in Valinor? asked by Kevin.

DavRob60 liked the late answer by Lawton to What is the significance of the reversed colours of imperial and rebellion lasers compared to lightsabres?

One of the more interesting questions to me from the quarter was Why does the original Robocop trailer have the Terminator theme music?

Interesting Stats:

The highest voted question Can You Tell My Robot to Kill Itself? was asked by kojiro. The highest voted answer is on the same question, and was provided by DJClayWorth, although this is not the accepted answer (a difference of 53 votes).

The second highest voted answer was supplied by Daniel Roseman to the question Who Inherited Bag End?

The most viewed question was asked by Madeyedexter, In Star Trek, does the transporter conserve the momentum of transported objects?

The most controversial question was Why are there so many times Harry was told about him having his mother’s eyes?

The highest voted comment was made by System Down on the question Is Trantor Earth?

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Live Chat: Star Trek TOS “Space Seed”

2013-09-10 by . 0 comments

Continuing from our first live chat, some of the originals from the chat room also watched Star Trek TOS “Space Seed.”

Netflix incorrectly classifies Star Trek TOS “Space Seed” as a prequel to the Wrath of Khan. That is like saying Batman Begins is a prequel to The Dark Knight. It isn’t a prequel if it was made first.

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The Enterprise in space.
Jack B Nimble: Somebody airbrushed that ship.
TangoOversway: That’s the CGI redo of the FX
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The viewscreen from the main bridge.
Jack B Nimble: We’ve discovered another patch of empty space.
OghmaOsiris: They’re coming up on empty space fast!
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KIRK: Are you certain of your sensor readings?
SPOCK: Definitely a space vessel of some type.
KIRK: Origin?
SPOCK: Unknown. It could hardly be an Earth ship. There have been no flights into this sector for years.
Jack B Nimble: The ominous music should have tipped them off.
Keen: They may as well have shown Dr. Evil on the viewscreen.
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KIRK: An old Earth vessel, similar to the DY=500 class.
SPOCK: Much older. DY-100 class, to be exact. Captain, the last such vessel was built centuries ago, back in the 1990s.
OghmaOsiris: This optical illusion I’m looking at tells me there’s a sensor analysis.
Jack B Nimble: They must have been geniuses to interpret all those flashing lights.
TangoOversway: Believe it or not, at that time, the controls seemed really space-shippy.
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SPOCK: Hull surface is pitted with meteor scars. However, scanners make out a name. SS Botany Bay.
KIRK: Then you can check the registry.
SPOCK: No such vessel listed. Records of that period are fragmentary, however. The mid=1990s was the era of your last so-called World War.
TangoOversway Picard would have sent Riker over by now. Archer would have just hopped in a shuttle and gone immediately.
Jack B Nimble: Ohura was eaves dropping.
TangoOversway: And now we have the Vulcan/human logic debate McCoy just loves.
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KIRK: Oh, I’ll need somebody familiar with the late 20th-Century Earth. Here’s a chance for that historian to do something for a change. What’s her name? McIvers?
SPOCK: Lieutenant McGivers.
Jack B Nimble: MacGuyver? She is going to build something amazing.
Keen: Do they just keep her in a closet?
OghmaOsiris: Woman in a red shirt. She’s gonna die.
TangoOversway: Now taking bets on whether McGivers dies.
Keen: First she’ll get pregnant and then she’ll die. This was the 60′s.
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The landing party explores the Botany Bay.
Jack B Nimble: Scotty is a great engineer, out of 80 buttons on the panel he found the light switch.
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The ship is found to be full of sleeping passengers.
Jack B Nimble: This space ship only has beds. It is a space ship of ill repute.
OghmaOsiris: Is he wearing gold chain mail?
Jack B Nimble: He is, after all, a warrior
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With the vital signs failing, Kirk attempts to rescue the sleeping man.
TangoOversway: We can’t figure it out — just break it, Jim!
OghmaOsiris: How many captains does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
Jack B Nimble: Negative captain. just the one large blinking green light.
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KHAN: How long?
KIRK: How long have you been sleeping? Two centuries we estimate. Landing party to Enterprise. Come in.
UHURA: Go ahead, boarding party. We read you.
KIRK: Lock in on McCoy’s beam. He’s transporting back with a casualty we discovered here.
MARLA: Magnificent.
TangoOversway: Ricardo Mantalban in fishnets.
Keen: I think Leelo from The Fifth Element wore more than Kahn.
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KIRK: Botany Bay. That was the name of a penal colony on shores of Australia, wasn’t it? If they took that name for their vessel
SPOCK: If you’re suggesting this was a penal deportation vessel, you’ve arrived at a totally illogical conclusion.
Jack B Nimble: Stupid illogical Kirk.
OghmaOsiris: Seriously, what does Spock do??
Jack B Nimble: Spock uses the white and black wheel to hypnotize himself.
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MCCOY: He’ll live.
KIRK: My compliments.
MCCOY: No, I’m good, but not that good. There’s something inside this man that refuses to accept death. Look at that. Even as he is now, his heart valve action has twice the power of yours and mine. Lung efficiency is fifty percent better.
Jack B Nimble: Even in sickbay his shirt is open. His chest must need a lot of air.
Keen: McCoy’s lying, he is THAT good
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Kirk asks McGiver to learn more about Khan
TangoOversway: I like the ginger in this episode a LOT more than the ginger in the last one. OghmaOsiris: I have sheer delight of examining his….mind
Jack B Nimble: All redheads are traitors.
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Khan awakens in sickbay and begins to exercise (or something).
Keen: Even in the 2300′s, hospital gowns show too much.
Jack B Nimble: Let me just warm-up with some Tai Chi
OghmaOsiris: Does he have a native american mullet?
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Khan hears someone approaching, and grabs an antique scalpel from a display case.
TangoOversway: Never saw that display case before or since in any episode.
Keen: What the [expletive] is that wall display?!
Keen: You show off your torture implements like that, not your medical equipment.
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McCoy enters sickbay to examine his patient, and discovers he is awake. MCCOY: Well, either choke me or cut my throat. Make up your mind.
TangoOversway: Odd how it’s there just when Kahn needs it. Old surgical instruments.
Jack B Nimble: McCoy is pretty brave.
Keen: And now McCoy’s captain obvious.
OghmaOsiris: Does McCoy wear eye shadow?
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Kirk questions Khan, who claims he is fatigued. Kirk gives him access to the modern technical documents about the ship.
Keen: Why’s there a [item] sticking out of the wall?
Jack B Nimble:It is a reading light.
TangoOversway: That’s a scanner for the medical readouts above them.
Keen: Men had better hair in the 60′s. At least Kahn did.
OghmaOsiris: I want Kirk’s hair.
Jack B Nimble: Kirk suspects he is dangerous but still gives him technical specs to his ship?
TangoOversway: Yeah, funny, that. Someone asks for technical plans for your fully armed starship and you say, “Sure. Be my guest.”
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McGivers cannot help but be attracted to Khan. Khan explains his position on governments and power.
OghmaOsiris: So, Kahn was a communist?
TangoOversway: No, he was a tyrant.
OghmaOsiris: Same thing.
Jack B Nimble: Benevolent tyrant.
OghmaOsiris: He sleeps with her in 3…2…
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Khan flirts with McGivers.
Jack B Nimble: I would think women would be afraid to sit down in those skirts.
OghmaOsiris: Captain’s orders
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Khan Noonien Singh, professional player.
OghmaOsiris: Where did that mirror come from??
Keen: SPAAAAAAAACE!
TangoOversway: They took it off the bridge, from Uhura’s control panel.
Jack B Nimble: Mirrors spontaneously appear and disappear throughout the ship. It is an old problem of the Consitution class starships.
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McGivers insists that Captain Kirk and the senior staff dress their best for a dinner with Khan.
Jack B Nimble: Those are some hideous dress uniforms.
TangoOversway: Notice Checkov, who recognized the name “Botany Bay” is nowhere to be seen in this entire episode.
TangoOversway: But you do get to see Scotty’s legs in a dress uniform!
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Khan and McGivers discuss the past and present.
Keen: Is he wearing shrinky-dinks on his chest?
Jack B Nimble: They don’t make a shirt for Khan that closes in the front.
Keen: They can’t find a shirt that could contain those magnificent pecs.
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Before heading to dinner Khan woos McGivers into a kiss.
TangoOversway: And I can tell you what censors would have said about that kiss.
Keen: Would they say ‘More!’?
TangoOversway: Same thing they said about every kiss in that whole series. Every time there was any kissing in the script, NBC censors would write back and say, “Avoid the open-mouthed kiss!”
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The senior staff entertains Khan. After some pointed questions from Kirk, Khan once again says he is too fatigued to continue.
Jack B Nimble: Was that Romulan ale? Khan is constantly fatigued.
TangoOversway: He’s a Earth war criminal — and they’re not putting him in the brig?
Jack B Nimble: He is a man of weak constitution.
OghmaOsiris: No no no. Romulan ale is illegal!
TangoOversway: Rule #1: Kahn Lies.
Keen: He’s not a space criminal, so he’s fine by them.
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Back in Khan’s quarters, McGivers visits him.
TangoOversway: I’ll bet he’s not fatigued now!
TangoOversway: Love that profile shot — he was posing so she could paint his picture and put him on a dollar bill for his new government.
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KHAN: Go. Or stay. But do it because it is what you wish to do. Well?
MARLA: I’ll stay a little longer.
Jack B Nimble: In Augment tradition they are married now.
Keen: Kneel before Zod. Wait, wrong show.
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Spock is able to dig up some information on Khan’s past.
Keen: Looks like Powerpoint sucked in the 60′s too.
OghmaOsiris: So, Kahn was Hussain?
Jack B Nimble: He was Mao
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Spock is able to dig up some information on Khan’s past, everyone reaches the same conclusion about Khan.
Jack B Nimble: Khan is a redshirt. He isn’t going to make it.
TangoOversway: Kahn’s in a red shirt. He’s going to DIIIIEEEEE!
Keen: Haha, they found a way to defeat Kahn. They put him in a red shirt!
OghmaOsiris: Hey hey hey! Kahn’s in a red shirt!
Keen: Color-blind people think green shirts die on Star Trek.
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Kirk contronts Khan about his past.
OghmaOsiris: So, is Kahn Spanish? Native american? Indian? what?
Jack B Nimble: He is Middle-Eastern
TangoOversway: Kahn was Asian.
Jack B Nimble: But he also knows Tai Chi
TangoOversway: The actor was hispanic (I think Mexican).
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Khan is confined to his quarters, but quickly escapes.
Keen: Why’d Kahn going through the door, all he had to do to break out was punch one of the cardboard walls.
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Khan, with the assistance of McGivers, transports back over to his ship, which contains his remaining Augments.
TangoOversway: One guard, with his back to the door?
Jack B Nimble: Khan has already mastered the Vulcan neck pinch.
TangoOversway: That’s not Lt. Kyle, so they can kill him.
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Khan awakens the rest of his crew.
Keen: YOGA FOR ALL!
OghmaOsiris: Tai Chi break
TangoOversway: She looks a LOT better in fishnets than Kahn.
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On the bridge, Kirk receives a security alert that Khan has escaped.
Jack B Nimble: Wow, security is slow
OghmaOsiris: Security contacted Kirk… and then Kirk had to request a security alert??
TangoOversway: [Kirk] Spock, you think this has anything to do with me letting him read the tech manuals?
Jack B Nimble: [Spock] I wouldn’t worry about it Captain.
TangoOversway: It’s a command decision to call an alert.
Jack B Nimble: Self Destruct the ship!
Keen: Haha, Spock totally just mocked Kirk for letting Kahn read the tech manuals.
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Khans troops come back to the Enterprise and begin to take over the ship. KHAN: Nothing ever changes, except man. Your technical accomplishments? Improve a mechanical device and you may double productivity. But improve man and you gain a thousand fold. I am such a man. Join me. I’ll treat you well. I need your training to operate a vessel this complex.
Keen: So, Kahn’s an anti-technology luddite? That’s all I got out of his ranting just now.
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The crew attempts to fight back.
Jack B Nimble: The only reason this episode aired was because a white guy hit a black woman.
Keen: Oh, now we get back-handed slapping. Where was that guy during the last episode when all those kids needed to be smacked?
TangoOversway: I think Uhura looks hot with that hair style.
Jack B Nimble: Scotty knocked out an Augment with one punch.
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Khan captures the entire crew. McGivers has second doubts and frees Kirk.
Jack B Nimble: You are such a disappointment, redhead.
Keen: [Darn] gingers.
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Kirk frees Spock and begins to retake the ship.
Jack B Nimble: Shouldn’t Spock physically be an equal match for these Augments?
TangoOversway: Spock might be an equal for ONE Augment.
Keen: That henchman was specifically bred for his superior back-handed slaps.
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Kirk floods the ship with knockout gas, but Khan escapes. Kirk pursues him.
Jack B Nimble: There are too many corners to hide around on this ship.
Jack B Nimble: As captain I would remove all hidden corners first thing.
TangoOversway: Kirk! That was the oldest trick in the book!
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Khan and Kirk’s stunt double engage in hand to hand combat.
OghmaOsiris: Oooh, Kirk knows karate now.
TangoOversway: In this fight, note the cylindrical thingies with handles sticking out from the control panels on the back wall. They’ve never been seen before or since.
Keen: Who thought it was a good idea to install a gym in the middle of Engineering?
Jack B Nimble: They should have brought Chuck Norris out of cryo to fight Khan.
TangoOversway: Chuck Norris doesn’t need Cryo.
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Kirk is able to overcome Khan and his forces.
Jack B Nimble: Why do they keep getting in dress uniforms?
TangoOversway: Scotty’s not wearing his kilt for his dress uniform.
OghmaOsiris: What is that colored thing on Kirk’s vest?
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Kirk offers Khan the option of starting fresh on an unsettled planet. McGivers chooses to go with him.
Jack B Nimble: She doesn’t fit the superior breeding profile. Khan’s children are going to be slow witted.
TangoOversway: But she’s cute and has hot legs.
OghmaOsiris: She has the hips for it
Keen: It’s a shame we’ll never hear from Kahn and friends again…..
OghmaOsiris: Or will we?? BUM BUM BUMMMMM
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The episode ends on an ominous note.
Jack B Nimble: The closing credits have some bizarre stills.

All images pulled from TrekCore

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